January 2012
Tumblr, repeat after me:
Rape jokes are never fun
Rape jokes are never fun
RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUN
Portugal não pereceu!: ( HEY GUYS SO ) →
oslusiadas:
Have you ever wanted to try ~Humantalia~ but didn’t think it could work on tumblr? Are you interested in playing with some of your bros (like me) from tumblr in a different sort of enviornment? Are you bored or are you one of my friends that I’m probably going to rope into this…
The only characters I could ever play are already taken, so I don’t think I could apply here...
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zulenha ha contestado a tu publicación: @zu
WHERE ARE YOU. I never know where you are. xC And I’m leaving soon sob
I’M ALWAYS ON IN GMAIL, BB. I’m practically a creep over there and I dragged Berinjela to THE PITS OF GTALK long ago. We should spam each other tonight |D because I’m supposed to be working now sssh.
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@zu
Maybe you should join us, then
SO WE CAN POKE YOUR EYES
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Luci, please don't watch Katherine Heigl's movies
Ber: oh
Luci can cheat
Martin can't ^___^
I'M BIASED OKAY
eu: omg
... and that's how Luci ended on Miguel's couch, CRYING because Martín kicked him out of their bed
IT WAS JUST ONE KISS
BECAUSE SEBAS LOOKED PRETTY THAT DAY OKAY
Ber: DDDD8
HE CAN'T DO THAT
eu: well, he did, Luci
Ber: NOOOOOOOO
eu: and he threw your clothes OUT OF THE WINDOW
Ber: it was SEBAS' FAULT
HE WANTED HIS BUTT AND
eu: NO, LUCI
NADA DE BUNDAS
YOU KISSED HIM BECAUSE HE LOOKED PRETTY AND MARTÍN KICKED YOU OUT
Ber: NOOOOOO
eu: Miguel's couch is very comfy and soft
and he has food
Ber: noooo his bathroom smells funny :(
eu: and he gets laid often :(
Ber: ... Miguel?
eu: YES
Ber: HE SO DOESN'T
he just pines
and looks from his window with a BINOCLE
eu: while Luci cries to his sleep on the couch, ALONE
Miguel comes home with his I GOT LAID face
which looks like this 8DDDD
Ber: ... he was just MANOSEANDO MANU
... that will be the name of a song he'll write to serenade him
eu: /Manoseando Manu/
Ber: IT WILL BE BEAUTIFUL
eu: jesus christ Miguel you fucking genius you are just an ace composer aren't you
Ber: MANU WILL CRY
TEARS OF JOY AND LOVE
eu: MORE LIKE ETERNAL SHAME
Ber: SHAME IS A TYPE OF LOVE (?)
eu: THIS CONVERSATION IS KILLING MY SOUL BUT I KIND OF LOVE IT
My brain is so dead, you guys don't understand
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ryuusaysgoodbye-deactivated2012 asked: LAMIÉNDOSE LA CREMA DEL CUERPO DE LA OTRA
ryuusaysgoodbye-deactivated2012 asked: CON ROPA INTERIOR COMESTIBLE
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melissa-42 asked: Tell me about your favorite season~
ryuusaysgoodbye-deactivated2012 asked: LESBIANS TIANA AND DANI, MOMMA, IMAGÍNATELAS CON UNTRAJE CORTITO DE SANTA DÁNDOSE "REGALOS" ôuô /tira cualquier cosa a tu askbox
Anonymous asked: ¿Cuál es tu libro favorito? 8D
Anonymous asked: what's your current hobbie?
ryuusaysgoodbye-deactivated2012 asked: Bueh, momma, ya leíste "Fairy Tail" :D?
sipmiau asked: ¿CUÁNTO ME DIRÍA UNA MARGARITA QUE ME QUERÉS? ¿Mucho, poquito o nada?
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ASK ME SHIT WHILE I WRITE →
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HOW DO I FIND YOU?
MY USERNAME IS FOLDINGCRANES. Also, you can search my first name 8D
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gueyprince:
foldingcranes:
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HOLA PRINCESA COMO ESTÁS
HOLA MI GUAPO PRÍNCIPE. I’m fine, I feel better than yesteray, when I was dying with an evil cough! And you?
oh no, my poor princesa!
I am fine. lamenting all this cleaning I have to get done. at least I have a whole week to do it.
YOU DO THAT DON’T BE COCHINO
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gringoheartthrob:
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OH KESSEY KESSEY KESSEY OHHHH KESSEY KESSEY KESSEY UHHH
WOW THAT WAS PRETTY SENSATIONAL.
I’m a musical genius. NOW, ADORE ME AND FAINT.
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melissa-42 ha contestado a tu publicación: goodreads is amazing
DOING IT AS WE SPEAK. ERR…TYPE. YEAH.
HURRY UP MELI ‘CAUSE I NEED TO ADD YOU.
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gringoheartthrob ha reblogueado tu publicación: goodreads is amazing
OH KESSEY KESSEY KESSEY OHHHH KESSEY KESSEY KESSEY UHHH
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gueyprince ha respondido a tu publicación: goodreads is amazing
HOLA PRINCESA COMO ESTÁS
HOLA MI GUAPO PRÍNCIPE. I’m fine, I feel better than yesteray, when I was dying with an evil cough! And you?
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goodreads is amazing
everyone should open an account so I can stalk them
EVERYONE
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TMI
gringoheartthrob:
foldingcranes:
gringoheartthrob:
aytanrica:
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Dude, wait, WHAT?!? Can that happen? I’m freaking out now? What?!?
NO THAT CAN’T HAPPEN.
OH MY GOD.
… BUT I THOUGHT THAT VERY POSSIBLE
I’m feeling pretty dumb right now.
Ayyy, poeshita. XD
If that was possible, I don’t think they’d keep selling them.
But...
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Dude, wait, WHAT?!? Can that happen? I’m freaking out now? What?!?
NO THAT CAN’T HAPPEN.
OH MY GOD.
… BUT I THOUGHT THAT VERY POSSIBLE
I’m feeling pretty dumb right now.
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TAMPONS SCARE THE SHIT OUTTA ME, WHY WOULD YOU INTRODUCE A COTTON ALIEN INSIDE YOUR VAGINA WHAT IF THE STRING GETS CUT AND YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND THE DOCTOR HAS TO TAKE IT OUT WITH FUCKING FORCEPS and then you are left feeling ashamed forever
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zulenha ha contestado a tu publicación: Luci, stop being a Calvin Klein’s model in my…
Don’t stop, Luci, never stop. You were born this way.
“My papai told me when I was young—- HE DIDN’T TELL ME A THING, THAT LAME OLD MAN” /CUE MUSIC.
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YOU’RE SO NAUGHTY OMG
...
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berseker ha contestado a tu publicación: Luci, stop being a Calvin Klein’s model in my…
8D
BUNDA, BERINHA. BUNDA.
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Luci, stop being a Calvin Klein’s model in my brain, okay?
okay.
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TINCHO WOULD BE THE BESTEST SEXY SPERM DONOR
– MELI, DELIVERING A GREAT LINE OUT OF CONTEXT.
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His poetry was terrible. It sounds like he ate a dictionary and started vomiting...
– Jace Wayland, City of Bones by Cassandra Clare (via beautifulinside-andout)
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maria-constanza ha contestado a tu publicación: I’M DYING
Bonne Année! :O espero que te mejores, yo igual estoy media resfriada así que no eres la única si te hace sentir mejor :’)
Me siento menos speshul snowflake ahora, gracias :’) ¡Feliz año nuevo para ti también, missy!
rantingprince ha contestado a tu publicación: I’M DYING
MOIRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL...
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kiwilu ha contestado a tu publicación: I’M DYING
¡Feliz año nuevo Kasi! Espero este 2012 se porte muy bien contigo. Un fuerte abrazo. Por acá, la gente anda muerta y las calles desoladas.
¡Lo mismo acá! Probablemente porque todo el mundo está con resaca y enfermo del estómago, lolol. Gracias Luni, espero que este año también se porte super bien contigo <3
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capitania-chilena ha contestado a tu publicación: I’M DYING
((yo me enfermé terrible hasta hace dos días :I cuídese harto y feliz año nuevo, linda -puchurra-))
ES TERRIBLE ENFERMARSE EN VERANO. Cuídese usted también, missy :’(
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I'M DYING
… also, Happy New Year!
Baby Blues | Latin hetalia | fem!Perú/fem!Chile +...
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foldingcranes:
In which Micaela wants a swing on her backyard, Manuela has a realization and Martín gets asked to share a cup of his little champs.
(Also, fucking Luciano.)
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THIS IS THE FANFIC I JUST MADE THAT POST ABOUT AAAUGH <333 PRECIOUS BABIES.
Also I edited this I feel special.
;U; READ KASI’S AMAZING WRITING, NOW 100% MORE ENGLISH. AMERICAAA FUCK YEAH
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