Just a short BrArg drabble to try to get me out of my writing slump.
MARTINA JESUS CHRIST THESE DUMB BUTTS SDILFUHSDIH ilu meli i missed your lady brarg bless you
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
that awkward moment when you are trying to help out someone and ALL THE WEBSITES THAT YOU NEED ARE DOWN
I just want to write myself a world and go live in it
(Source: cyberunfamous)
